Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Revoked…Arrest Warrant Issued

Lindsay Lohan’s probation has been revoked and the judge issued a bench warrant for her arrest, according to reports.  Read more on Lindsay Lohan’s legal drama below.
Lindsay Lohan has failed two drug tests and a bench warrant was issued but is being put on hold until Lindsay’s court appearance on Friday at 8:30 a.m.
Judge Elden Fox issued the warrant after Lohan failed two drug tests, one showing cocaine and the other the presence of amphetamines.
Lindsay violated her probation by having two dirty tests, which will likely end in more jail time.
The troubled actress served 14 days in jail after violating terms of her 2007 DUI probation and then went through three weeks of drug rehab.
Judge Fox could sentence Lindsay to 30 days in jail for each failed drug test.

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino & Karina Smirnoff Perform After Only 4 Days Of Rehearsals?

Jersey Shore hottie Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will debut his dancing skills on Season 11 of Dancing With the Stars tonight.  But can “The Situation” and his dance partner Karina Smirnoff pull their performance off after only four days of rehearsals?  Read more below!

Let’s all rally for our favorite “situation” Mike Sorrentino and Karina Smirnoff by calling or texting  in and giving them our vote at 1-800-868-3410!
Season 11 of Dancing With the Stars kicks off tonight on ABC and will feature Mike Sorrentino and his awesome six pack performing with his beautiful partner Karina Smirnoff after only rehearsing for four days!  All the other competitors have been practicing for several weeks.
Due to scheduling conflicts while filming Jersey Shore, Sorrentino and Smirnoff have had very little practice time but that won’t keep them from giving it all they’ve got!
Dance pro Karina Smirnoff met with “The Situation” this week for their first rehearsal where he learned the Cha-Cha.
“First rehearsal is going to be Cha-Cha. It’s our first dance and we only have four days,” pro Karina Smirnoff told The Situation.
Mike’s castmates from the Jersey Shore, Snooki and Pauly D, say their friend has his work cut out for him. “That’s real dancing. That’s not fist pumping,” Pauly D said in his interview with Chelsea Lately. Snooki just said, “Poor Sitch.”
But even with their doubts, The Situation seems to be picking up the Cha-Cha just fine. “We gotta keep doing this,” The Situation told Karina, “But I’m telling you I’m getting this, I’m getting it…DWTS – Dancing With the Situation right now, is definitely a situation.”
“My family are big fans of the show,” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino said of his decision to join Dancing with the Stars. “I love to be challenged, and this show will definitely do that for me. I am also looking forward to being taught by a professional and getting the chance to perform in front of millions of people.”
The two-hour premiere of Dancing With the Stars premieres tonight on ABC at 8:00 p.m. ET.
If you want to vote for Mike “The Situation”, the underdog with the killer six-pack in the competition, call or text in your vote to 1-800-868-3410!
Here’s Karina and Mike’s rehearsal:

Chyna Suffers Overdose Of Benadryl!

Former wrestler Chyna was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital after over-medicating herself with Benadryl.  Read more on Chyna’s alcohol poisoning below.

Chyna, whose real name is Joanie Laurer, was taken to UCLA Medical Center on Monday morning suffering from alcohol poisoning after taking too much Benadryl.

The former wrestling star took five times the suggested dosage of Benadryl attempting to sleep.  Chyna soon began vomiting and could not walk properly when she woke up.

Chyna was treated with fluids in the emergency room and is expected to fully recover from the incident.

The troubled star has a history of drug and drinking problems and was even on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew in 2008.

Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder Weds Longtime Girlfriend Jill McCormick

Pearl Jam rocker Eddie Vedder has married his longtime girlfriend and baby mama, model Jill McCormick, in Hawaii Saturday.  Read more on Eddie Vedder’s wedding below.
Eddie Vedder married Jill McCormick in Hawaii on Saturday in front of around 70 guests.
Wedding guests included friends and family and actor Sean Penn and musician Jack Johnson.
Vedder, 45, proposed to model Jill McCormick last year while he was in Washington D.C. for the Kennedy Center Honors gala.
The couple have two daughters, Olivia, 6, and Harper Moon, nearly 2.
This is the second marriage for Eddie Vedder.

Sam Jones III & Karissa Shannon Sell Kinky Sex Tape To Vivid

Former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend, “Smallville” actor Sam Jones III, have struck a deal with Vivid for release of their sex tape.  Read more on this story below.

Karissa Shannon and Sam Jones III have agreed to release their sex tape, which Vivid says is very kinky, for a large amount of moolah.
The couple had made a sex tape that was stolen by Spencer Pratt and shopped to Vivid.  Karissa Shannon first said she was going to fight the release of her tape, until she was apparently offered a deal she couldn’t refuse.
Vivid’s head honcho said of the video:
“Not only is it extremely kinky for a celeb sex tape, Karissa is absolutely beautiful. And as for Sam, let’s just say he’s no ‘Smallville.’ This is sure to be one of our all-time best sellers.”
Vivid reportedly paid Karissa and Sam $450,000 to release the video and here’s why according to Vivid, “Its definitely the most extreme video that I’ve ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There’s everything you can imagine — whips, chains, handcuffs. It’s absolutely crazy.”

Review: Steer Clear of These Annoying Romantics

Review in a Hurry: Just in time for hurricane season, this perfect storm of pretentiousness blows into a theater near you. During one interminable night, seven annoying college alums (including Katie Holmes) reunite to drink, pontificate and watch two friends get married by the sea. Heed this warning—evacuate!
The Bigger Picture: Oh those pretty, pouty, privileged kids and their problems...The titular Romantics are a clique of twentysomething Ivy Leaguers nicknamed for their incestuous dating history. But there's not a whit of credibility to their supposed entanglements—or to this contrived romantic drama, which strives for profundity by playing pop ballads as characters stare out at the turgid waves. It's about as deep as an Abercrombie ad.
The natty preppies in St. Elmo's Fire, er, The Romantics gather at the waterfront estate of bride Lila (Anna Paquin), who's due to wed Tom (Josh Duhamel) the following day. The maid of honor is writer Laura (Holmes)—Lila's best friend and Tom's former longtime girlfriend. Laura puts on a stoic face but still pines for her brooding ex-beau.
After an awkward rehearsal dinner, the liquored-up buds go skinny-dipping in the surf and lose track of the groom. (Got a hangover yet?) They divide up to search for Tom but instead just drink more, snort coke, make out and whine about their post-grad lives...wah, wah, wah...until dawn.
Meanwhile, Tom hides out on the shore, torn between two lovers—rich, controlling Lila and passionate, literate Laura. Whom will he pick? Who cares? By the time Tom and Laura are spouting Keats poetry and sucking face under a tree, you'll wish the ocean would just open up and swallow them all.
Perhaps Galt Niederhoffer, who adapted her own novel and directs, intended a restless indie vibe with the grainy look and shaky camerawork, but the effect only proves distracting. Far worse is her penchant for affected dialogue and lengthy speeches, which trip up her attractive young cast. At one point Tom opines, "All this is tragic and debatably interesting." Nah, not so debatable.

Justin Bieber Not Busted After Nailing Trooper With Water Balloon, Thanks to His Bodyguard

In Justin Bieber's world, throwing water balloons at the cops isn't necessarily a punishable offense.
An eyewitness tells E! News that a state trooper—soaked below the belt courtesy of a direct Bieber balloon hit—was ready to slap the cuffs on the teen prior to his sold-out performance at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, but that Bieber's bodyguard managed to talk him out of it.
"Still laughing. GREAT DAY," Bieber tweeted late that night.
The "Baby" singer (emphasis on the baby) apparently had been working on his aim for awhile before making contact with the officer's gun belt.
Our source says that Bieber was having a blast tossing water balloons at people's crotches backstage...until he made direct contact with the ticked-off state trooper, who was part of a unit on hand for crowd control.
Bieber then retreated to his trailer while his bodyguard successfully persuaded the officer not to put a black mark on the kid's squeaky-clean record (not including the madness that ensues among his fans when his very name is mentioned).
A state police spokesman described Bieber's behavior Sunday as "inappropriate," but he confirmed that no incident report was written and no further action will be taken against the teen or his entourage.
Hey, he made money for Maryland. According to the Baltimore Sun, at least 1,000 Bieber fans were lined up by 7:15 a.m. outside the fairgrounds waiting for wristbands to allow them entry into the concert area. The 12,500 available tickets to watch Bieber sold out in 20 minutes.
After rocking his fans' collective world, Bieber flew from Baltimore to L.A. early Monday morning to start rehearsing for his performance at this weekend's MTV Video Music Awards, where he's nominated for Best New Artist.

Lady Antebellum: Cancer Hits Close to Home

Lady Antebellum has some very personal reasons for taking part in tomorrow night's all-star Stand Up to Cancer television event.
The deadly disease has hit close to home for the country group's singers Charles Kelley and Hillary Scott...
Not long after Kelley married his music publicist wife Cassie McConnell in July 2009, his father-in-law was diagnosed with colon cancer. "It was pretty scary," Kelley told me yesterday during a break from Lady A's SU2C rehearsal in Los Angeles. "But he's fighting it right now. They shrunk it down to almost nothing. He's doing really good, right back out working."
Scott's paternal grandfather died from lung cancer, and now one of her mom's best friends has colon cancer. "She is fighting for her life right now," Scott said. "She's working really really hard to fight it.
"I think so much of it is being able to rally together with your friends and family," she continued. "And having that fighting spirit of mind over matter and doing everything you can do to stay healthy."
SU2C raises funds to help speed up research and approval of cancer treatments.
Other performers include Leona Lewis, Queen Latifah, Martina McBride, Billie Joe Armstrong and Neil Diamond with appearances by George Clooney, Gwyneth Paltrow, Will Smith, Renée Zellweger, Jane Lynch and Sam Trammell.
Lady A will perform with music and acting legend Kris Kristofferson.
"In several interviews people have asked me, 'Who's somebody you want to meet?' " Kelley said. "And I always said Kris Kristofferson—and here we are!"
Stand Up to Cancer will simulcast live and commercial free tomorrow at 8 p.m. ET/PT and 7 p.m. CT on numerous networks, including our very own E!, Style and G4 as well as ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC and many others.

Chelsea Handler's VMA Plans: No Sex...at Least Not on Stage

Come this Sunday when Chelsea Handler makes her debut as host of MTV's Video Music Awards she probably won't sing, wants to stay far away from Justin Bieber, but could end up making out with 50 Cent.
And then there's that part of her body she's looking forward to showing off because she doesn't get to do it on her late-night chat show here at E!, Chelsea Lately.
I caught up with the funnylady earlier today during rehearsals for the big show…
Who are you looking forward to making fun of?
I don't know. We're still working out all the kinks so we don't really know yet.
Someone like Justin Bieber?
No. I mean, that's a sensitive topic for me because of my past with him. I don't even want to go there. I don't want to even give him the satisfaction of talking about him.
Are you going to be making out with any girls on the VMAs?
Onstage? I usually do it after. I get in enough trouble on air so anything I want to do sexually, I'll do it offstage. Unless the show's really not doing well then I just have pull that out.
Who would you want to make out with?
Maybe 50 Cent.
I mean, which woman would you want to make out with?
Well, 50 Cent is like a woman. He was in prison for awhile so he could have been a woman while he was in prison.
Are you going to sing during the show?
I don't know if that would be a nice thing to do to the audience.
If you did, who would you sing with?
Justin Bieber. But it would have to be very very far away from him because seeing him up close and personal is just too hurtful.
What happened between the two of you?
You know what happened, Marc. We were in a relationship. I don't want to talk about it publicly.
How many outfit changes will you have?
Probably four or five.
You going to show some skin?
Yeah, I'm going to show some leg. In my show, I can't really show my legs off because I have to sit down and a skirt kind of rides up, so I'm going to show off my legs.
Joe Manganiello from True Blood is coming on Sunday. Have you ever seen him in person?
No.
He's really hot.
Really? Maybe you should introduce yourself to him. Maybe he likes a man in a bow tie.
Have any advice for what Kanye West and Taylor Swift should do on Sunday?
I don't really have advice that anyone would take seriously, but they're going to have to do something so people stop talking about it and take the air out of it.
Do you want them to make out?
You want everyone to make out. I don't want Taylor to make out with Kanye. That would be awful.
Do you want to make out with Taylor?
I don't want to make out with Taylor. She's too young for me.
How much vodka will you drink before the show?
I don't usually drink before something big. I'll drink maybe afterward or toward the end but not before I go on stage. We'll have to see what kind of mood I'm in.
Did you drink when you were in a relationship with Justin Bieber?
I couldn't. That was one of the problems with our relationship.
He wanted to drink?
Uh-huh.

Lindsay Lohan's Jail Term Could End Soon

First, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 says in jail and then 90 days in a rehab facility for failing to comply with the terms of her parole. Then, after flipping off the judge and attempting to convince her she did exactly as she was told and maintained she only strapped drugs to donkeys and marched them to Vegas on weekends, it was reported she would only serve 23 days in jail, due to the overcrowding of California jails and the relative insignificance of her crimes (compared to murderers and rapists, that is). But today, we've heard rumors she'll be out of there and breathing fresh air (or, breathing as much as her two packs a day lungs will allow her to) even sooner! In fact, Lindsay's old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, said she could be released as soon as the end of the month. Cue the trombones, fame whores!

Holley said, "it's our expectation that Ms. Lohan will get additional time credit from her earlier times in custody and that will reduce her jail time."

To which I think we can collectively add: what "additional credit?" It's not like she beat the computer player in Mortal Kombat and was given more lives to use when she went up against the transparent dude in the next level! Technically, the "additional credit" will come from the time she was in jail for a whopping 84 minutes in 2007. But how can that count towards anything? And why should it? What's the point of sentencing her to 90 days if the courts keep coming up with reasons for why she shouldn't serve 90 days? And why in a child's belief in Santa should her previous 84 minutes in jail count for a sentence that's already been reduced by at least three quarters?

But this is one of those things we have no control over, LIKE WHEN THE REPAIRMAN'S SUPPOSED TO COME TO FIX A DISHWASHER! She'll be out soon enough, and then we'll all go back to complaining how she's stealing all the chocolate chip cookies on first-class flights and drinking all the Svedka before we can get our hands on it. Just like old times.

Amanda Bynes 'Unretires': Celeb Speak

Two good things happened this weekend, and neither one of them was me paying my rent on time! One of them was the premiere of Mad Men last night, and the other one was that Amanda Bynes came out of retirement! In a tweet that was posted on Friday, she wrote (quite simply):

"I've unretired."

Stop focusing on whether or not "unretired" is a word -- it isn't. You're missing the big picture, which is AMANDA BYNES IS BACK! It's a good thing too, because the world would have continued to starve for the child actress who does tasteful spreads in Maxim and cutesy articles in Cosmopolitan before randomly appearing in a movie as a supporting character, only to appear as another supporting character in her next movie! She's the only one out there that can do that! We need her, for she provides a tremendous service to us in a world full of Scarlett Johanssons and Sandra Bullocks. Not everybody can be such an easy success, otherwise there'd be no point in trying! And she reminds us of that!

'Jersey Shore' Cast: Where Are They Now?

It feels like quite a long time since our eyes have been assaulted with a fist pump, a GTL session, or a conversation on the infamous duck phone. And in truth, it has! The last time we saw the Jersey Shore members in their native habitat was in December – almost 8 months ago! Nobody’s meant to go that long without a pouf or a night slamming shots from a neon glowing test tube on the beach. It goes against the genetic components of our species.

But luckily for us, the last 8 months of our lives haven’t been completely devoid of the shore and its mysteriously colored dwellers. In fact, we’ve seen them in quite a few places! Let’s take a look at how each member of the shore has grown, and sometimes, even taken steps off in their own directions.

We'll start with arguably the show’s biggest star, The Situation. Since the first season of the show ended, the Situation began the process of releasing his own ab workout DVD, so he could make the abdominals even more popular than when Videodrome was released. Filming the DVD has wrapped and now the Sitch is pursuing a career as a rapper (the song below, we can hopefully assume, was just practice) and is looking to perform in a duet with Enrique Iglesias -- who, totally randomly and surprisingly, is a fan of the show. In his spare time, the Sitch supervises a group of major nerds called “lawyers” who assist him in trademarking his nickname, relives his glory days on an MTV show called “When I Was 17,” and tries and figure out how he can spin his life into a fantastic story like Princess Diana, but without having to die first. (It’s not me saying that…it’s him!) 

 

Our dear Snooki is pretty busy, too. She’s become a spokeswoman for TWO products: Dr. Siegel’s heavenly Cookie Diet – which has helped her lose 10 pounds – and for Sunlove Tanning's and goos and lathers. Additionally, when she’s not holding photo shoots with her significant juicehead in Rockefeller Center, she’s trademarking her name so she can release a series of books that may or may not be more entertaining than any of R.L. Stein’s Goosebumps. She’s also about to come out with some hair products, which even though is her most boring endeavor, will probably give her the most bank.

JWoww is joyfully skipping down the road of skankified couture. Her line, called Filthy Courture, can be bought online and can be shipped so its delivery coincides with your the arrival of your Penis Gummies and that “massager” that you’ll swear to your mother is just for your neck. She’s also penned (or posed for Maxim while someone else wrote it) called Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore, because it wasn’t already clear when Ronnie K.O.ed that guy on the boardwalk.

Pauly D. and his Italian flag bedazzled Macbook Pro have hosted numerous events in NYC (in January he spun at Sutton Place and he’s had several dance parties since then) and he’s even come out with his own uplifting tune, “Beat Dat Beat," as heard below. At the moment that I’m writing this, it does not have a spot on iTunes’ Top 200 Singles chart. But some intern probably screwed it up and I bet they’re fixing it as we speak, because how can a nominee for the award “America’s Best DJ” not have a coveted spot?

 

Ronnie hasn’t done much. He has, however, capitalized on the book that he and JWoww released.

Sammi hasn’t exactly been collecting sweat on her brow in back-to-back business meetings, either.

Angelina, who I can’t decide if is important to the show or not but I’m leaning towards not, told Radar Online she’s following in Pauly D. and the Situation’s footsteps by recording a song called “All About Me.” She’s also developing an iPhone app, called “Score a Shore Girl.” You know, because they have standards that not everyone knows about.

And last but not least, Vinny still plans on heading off to Yale or Harvard to learn about law. How boring.

Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant

Do you know who else is pregnant? Christina Applegate! She and her fiancé Martyn Lenoble dated two years before becoming engaged this past Valentine's Day, and are now making late night runs to Chipotle. The two met after Christina had a double mastectomy, from which Martyn helped her recover. She's said "'m very grateful to Martyn for coming along at a time that he did because he's been my rock through all of this. He gave me something to really want to live for and something to smile about," which is quite nice now because she's pregnant, and that's a little thing we in the English language like to call "forshadowing."

But do you know who else is pregnant? Emily Procter! In the past, she's been quoted saying she "can't wait" to get pregnant, so it's sweet that she and her partner Paul Bryan, are finally expecting. E Online reports Procter already knows the sex of the baby, but isn't telling which is not really that much fun for us. But she's the one who's going to have the stretchmarks, so maybe keeping it a secret will cancel out the unpleasantness that's expected in that area. As for her job on CSI: Miami, the writers aren't planning on incorporating the pregnancy into the show. So bring on the briefcases and random pillows that don't belong to a sofa or a bed!

And finally, Doutzen Kroes is also pregnant. She's a Victoria's Secret model also, and like the rest of them, she's totally thrilled! She and fiancé DJ Sunnery James are only three months in and their heads are already "in the clouds." Kroes plans to keep modeling until she's closer to her due date because Heidi Klum and Adrianna Lima made it the only thing to do that's cooler than embroidering "pink lady" on to the back of a member's only jacket.